All 24 tracks have been inspired by Wayne. Who is Wayne? He is a guy who wanted to start an emo band, but he moved on to higher pastures. So we made an emo album all about him instead. Wayne has no idea this album is being made. So, don\'t tell him okay? You might laugh, you may cry and this album WILL distract your date enough to cop a feel. If Wayne doesn\'t speak to us after this album is made, stay tuned to our follow up album \"Orange Monkey - I told you Wayne would hate us\". All tracks on the Wayne Album have been recoreded in 1-3 takes without practicing.