Citizens of the Universe:- Mood control has rendered funkable. Its algorithms have funkulated that before Starchild reclaims the pyramids, we will be visited by a conglomerate of sentient funkateers to remind us of the eternal truth: funk is its own reward. Only those with real eyes realize, these extraterrestrial conglomonauts already funk among us. Our funky brothers and sisters are here to say: the after party is on the Mothership baby, ya dig. 40,000 years of funky tradition, from Clyde to the Pharcyde, but the future is now baby - funk is love, funk is life. Music was invented on November 22, 2014 You're welcome.